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• I'm not sure I knew what an entrepreneur was when I was ten, but I knew that starting little businesses and trying… — Steve Case
• To say that George Lucas cannot write a love scene is an understatement; greeting cards have expressed more passion. — Roger Ebert
• Mothers are not the nameless, faceless stereotypes who appear once a year on a greeting card with their virtues set to prose,… — Erma Bombeck
• Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. — P.J. O'Rourke
• Each time you toss out a 'singing' greeting card, you are disposing of more computing power than existed in the entire world… — Paul Saffo
• If you live in your senses, slowly, with attention, if you use your eyes and your fingertips and your taste buds, then… — Erica Bauermeister
• I'm interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They're accessible to everyone, and… — Anne Taintor
• I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards. — Berkeley Breathed
• Romance isn't about proving to someone you love them with flowers and greeting cards and chocolate. Or even a lock on a… — Kristen Proby
• My skin may have wrinkles but it's because I'm smiling so much. That might sound like some terrible American greetings card, but… — Olivia Williams
• We can talk about courage and love and compassion until we sound like a greeting card store, but unless we're willing to… — Brené Brown
• I don't turn to greeting cards for wisdom and advice, but they are a fine reflection of the general drift of the… — Susan Orlean

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