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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I sat with him for three hours and we did not exchange a single word. At the end he handed me, as…
— Eva Braun
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If an alien lands on your front lawn and extends an appendage as a gesture of greeting, before you get friendly, toss…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
— Arthur Guiterman
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I'm not sure I knew what an entrepreneur was when I was ten, but I knew that starting little businesses and trying…
— Steve Case
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There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that…
— Kathy Griffin
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A bizarre sensation pervades a relationship of pretense. No truth seems true. A simple morning's greeting and response appear loaded with innuendo…
— Maya Angelou
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Adieu! 'tis love's last greeting, The parting hour is come! And fast thy soul is fleeting To seek its starry home.
— Pierre-Jean de Beranger
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According to St. Bonaventure, all the angels in heaven unceasingly call out to her: "Holy, holy, holy Mary, Virgin Mother of God."…
— Louis de Montfort
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My good friends David and Avi sent me a text greeting from their gym in NYC at 8 a.m. this morning. Isn't…
— Unknown Author
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To say that George Lucas cannot write a love scene is an understatement; greeting cards have expressed more passion.
— Roger Ebert
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For a bowl of water give a goodly meal; For a kindly greeting bow thou down with zeal; For a simple penny…
— Mahatma Gandhi
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Do not think little of any good deed, even if it is just greeting your brother with a smile.
— Muhammad
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