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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy.
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The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.
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...When this map was made, there was only empty forest in the south," Gran told Birle."Not empty," Granda corrected her. "The forest…
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Why did Mama say that? Had Papa made her angry again? He made her angry a lot. Gran said it was on…
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I always went to Ireland as a child. I remember trips to Dundalk, Wexford, Cork and Dublin. My gran was born in…
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My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.
— Charlaine Harris
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I got a washed out version of Mom’s curls and a better copy of Dad’s blue eyes, The rest of me, I…
— Lilith Saintcrow
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Gran, for the gods' love, it's talk like yours that starts riots!" I said keeping my voice down. "Will you just put…
— Tamora Pierce
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Ni muer ni viu ni no guaris, Ni mal no·m sent e si l’ai gran, Quar de s’amor no suy devis, Ni…
— Deborah Harkness
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Suddenly his expression turned to alarm. He sprinted toward us. For a moment I had an absurd vision of myself on the…
— Rick Riordan
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Thing was' he faced them, and Harry was astonished to see that he was grinning, 'they bit of a bit more than…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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He slid his hand onto Riley's bare abdomen. "I got to thinkin' that a few years down the line, when yer older,…
— Jana Oliver
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