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• Dad, you were like a father to me.
• Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands crossed and…
• Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what are you doing? You acted like a…
• Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it…
• You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state 20. It's…
• You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay
• Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have faith in…
• Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter
• Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you…
• Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go this perm and it needs some major…
• Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit, yo! -Airport Screener
• I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay

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