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Jeffrey Bernard has 22 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.
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One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
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They smoke cigarettes professionally. The smoke is inhaled very sharply and the teeth are bared.Then the head turns to give you a…
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The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.
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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor…
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A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it…
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When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find…
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Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their…
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One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative - and I emphasise that when I…
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The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason…
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In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'.
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I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation.
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I am a member of the rabble in good standing.
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I think I am the oldest member and have been in good standing longer than any other member of this church.
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Why haven't women got labels on their foreheads saying, Danger: Government Health Warning: Women can be dangerous to your brains, genitals, current…
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