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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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If you would be good, first believe you are bad.
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A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Replacing General McChrystal with David Petraeus was a good first step, but more will be needed.
— Jim Talent
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If you wish to be good, first believe that you are bad.
— Epictetus
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Writing is a really good first step toward that goal of knowing yourself.
— Jewel
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If you make a good first film and audiences respond, than hopefully you'll have the opportunity to do a sequel.
— David Heyman
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People are strange, but more than that, they're good. They're good first, then strange.
— Dave Eggers
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Grandma said [...] when you come on something that is good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can…
— Forrest Carter
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