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George Burns has 110 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you…
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on…
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull…
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down…
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on…
— George Burns
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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
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I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might…
— Richard Carleton
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There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.
— Raul Julia
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No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards.…
— Mark Twain
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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
— Rudyard Kipling
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I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good…
— Thomas Mann
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The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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