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Golf Quotes by Will Rogers
- Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
- Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
- Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman.
- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
- The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
- I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game,…
- The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the…
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