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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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What people recognize is that there's a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of…
— Michele Bachmann
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This society cannot go forward, the way we have been going forward, where the gap between the rich and the poor keeps…
— Michael Bloomberg
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We learn courageous action by going forward whenever fear urges us back.
— David Seabury
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As in the case of making a mound, if, before the very last basketful, I stop, then I shall have stopped. As…
— Confucius
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Civilization, like an airplane in flight, survives only as it keeps going forward.
— Edward Abbey
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I just had....my Farmer's Insurance Chevrolet was the fasted car here. In the first run. We were going forward, just taking our…
— Kasey Kahne
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I’m really proud of my team. They have given me great cars all year long. Today, we finally got to show what…
— Joey Logano
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With iPad publishing, you can try new things, experiment, and even launch new magazines without the massive risk normally associated with print…
— Scott Kelby
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I am interested to learn that a group of distinguished men and women is to be formed to spread knowledge and appreciation…
— Herbert Hoover
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Our foundation is the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ. The authority of the holy priesthood is here, restored under the hands…
— Gordon B. Hinckley
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The generals have a saying: "Rather than make the first move it is better to wait and see. Rather than advance an…
— Laozi
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When there is no turning back, then we should concern ourselves only with the best way of going forward.
— Paulo Coelho
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