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- Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every college student in…
- Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only…
- The Senate has sent President Obama a spending bill that gives the government enough money to keep going for two weeks. Our Congress has the…
- First Lady Michelle Obama appears on 'Sesame Street' to celebrate the show's 40th anniversary. It's going to be a big episode. Yes, sources say the…
- Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said…
- As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a…
- Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will…
- Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
- Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized…
- All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, it’s…
- I always knew that it was going to be an uphill climb to replace Letterman from complete obscurity with no experience, but I think I…
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