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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Mirth is like a flash of lightning, that breaks through a gloom of clouds, and glitters for a moment; cheerfulness keeps up…
— Joseph Addison
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A medal glitters, but it also casts a shadow.
— Winston Churchill
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If we Christians would join the Wise Men, we must close our eyes to all that glitters before the world and look…
— Martin Luther
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More than the diamond Koh-i-noor, which glitters among their crown jewels, they prize the dull pebble which is wiser than a man,…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.
— Adolf Hitler
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Because it is the Midwest, no one really glitters because no one has to, it's more of a dull shine, like frequently…
— Charles Baxter
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Authors are magpies, echoing each other's words and seizing avidly on anything that glitters.
— Bergen Evans
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I have a magpie mind. I like anything that glitters.
— Roy Thomson, 1st Baron Thomson of Fleet
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Women want a family life that glitters and is stable. They don't want some lump spouse watching ice hockey in the late…
— Carolyn See
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All that glitters may not be gold, but at least it contains free electrons.
— John Desmond Bernal
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In some suburban schools, the curriculum is chock-full of rigorous A.P. courses and the parking lot glitters with pricey SUVs, but one…
— Alfie Kohn
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Our minds are like crows. They pick up everything that glitters, no matter how uncomfortable our nests get with all that metal…
— Thomas Merton
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