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Girl Quotes by David Sedaris
- Perhaps the little Negro girl was holding a concealed razor blade. Maybe she was one of the troublemakers out for a fresh white scalp.
- I hated leaving a hole in the smoking world, and so I recruited someone to take my place. People have given me a lot of…
- Like any normal fifth grader, I preferred my villains to be evil and stay that way, to act like Dracula rather than Frankenstein's monster, who…
- Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a…
- In the beginning, I was put off by the harshness of German. Someone would order a piece of cake, and it sounded as if it…
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