"Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot……" — David Sedaris
"Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison."
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221 Quotes by David Sedaris
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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to…
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay,…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first…
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There are worlds of experience beyond the world of the aggressive man, beyond history, and beyond science. The moods and…
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Catholics and evangelicals need to remain allied, and in solidarity, against the increasingly aggressive secularism of our age.
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No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility.
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I am in the process of starting a nonprofit organization that gives rescued animals a home in a simulated wild…
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I've never, ever had people being aggressive to me in public or abusing me, and actually quite a lot of…
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When people talk as if the Crusades were nothing more than an aggressive raid against Islam, they seem to forget…
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Aggressive play is a vital asset of the world's greatest golfers. However, it's even more important to the average player.…
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As professor of global peace studies at the International Islamic University of Malaysia I am committed to the ending of…
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They have to convert our agenda into something aggressive. Two guys wanting to be happy together are invading their marriages.…
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I think we came out the last couple of game and have been able to get it going. The first…
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Good guys are a dime a dozen, but an aggressive leader is priceless.
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The vast majority of the race whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind at heart and shrink from inflicting pain,…
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