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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!…
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
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I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
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Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.
— William Shakespeare
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When…
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The NHL's opinion of itself is so high.... Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our…
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Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.
— Charles Baudelaire
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
— Jack Handey
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Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A…
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