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• I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them… — Drew Carey
• We were born with natural rights. We don't need civil rights. [African-Americans] don't need civil rights. They don't need them. They have… — Chuck Woolery
• News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right. — John Oliver
• I always thought that common sense would prevail. But on a game show, there is no common sense. — Wayne Brady
• I like to stay home and watch television. The Game Show channel, mostly. — Harry Dean Stanton
• For all the sirens, game-show buzzers, and drum-rolls of life, it is the nature of men to die quietly. — D.B.C. Pierre
• I'm hosting a quiz show, but I never considered myself a game show host. — Maury Povich
• I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns… — Chuck Barris
• I was on a game show and now I'm the game show girl who got a movie. That's how I consider myself. — Colleen Haskell
• The best advice I got from my aunt, the great singer Rosemary Clooney, and from my dad, who was a game show… — George Clooney
• I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show. — Paul O'Grady
• If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in… — Howie Mandel

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