Game Show Quotes

30 quotes by 26 authors

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's… — Drew Carey
We were born with natural rights. We don't need civil rights. [African-Americans] don't need civil rights. They don't need them. They have inalienable rights granted… — Chuck Woolery
News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right. — John Oliver
I always thought that common sense would prevail. But on a game show, there is no common sense. — Wayne Brady
I like to stay home and watch television. The Game Show channel, mostly. — Harry Dean Stanton
For all the sirens, game-show buzzers, and drum-rolls of life, it is the nature of men to die quietly. — D.B.C. Pierre
I'm hosting a quiz show, but I never considered myself a game show host. — Maury Povich
I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look… — Chuck Barris
I was on a game show and now I'm the game show girl who got a movie. That's how I consider myself. — Colleen Haskell
The best advice I got from my aunt, the great singer Rosemary Clooney, and from my dad, who was a game show host and news… — George Clooney
I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show. — Paul O'Grady
If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie? — Howie Mandel
Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors. Behind one door is a car, the others, goats. You pick… — Marilyn vos Savant
How about a new game show called 'Battle Begala?' Contestants would pick any obscure bad thing that happened anywhere in the world, and Paul would… — Ann Coulter
Happiness is separate from daily experience. If picking the right door on the game show makes you happy, then you will be unhappy in the… — Frederick Lenz
I think anyone that grew up in the '70s and '80s grew up with Bob Barker and Wink Martindale and I think that was just… — Guy Fieri
I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it. — Dick Van Dyke
Moral authority has been laid to rest, world opinion is no more than a game show and the difference between good and evil is about… — Ralph Steadman
They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a… — Kevin Hearne
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host. — Gabriel Heatter

Who Wrote These Game Show Quotes

26 authors contributed a total of 30 Game Show Quotes, led by these top contributors: