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I don't believe in inevitability. But I think it's pretty close to being inevitable...Yes, I think it's probably a near thing.
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Bin Laden does reprehensible activities, and we should surely take care of that by killing him as soon as we can. But…
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Sister Virginia used to say, 'You'll be known by the company you keep.'
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Our leaders continue to say that we're making strong headway against this problem. And I think we are not.
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You couldn't have done this without killing an Arab prince.
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No one should be surprised when Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda detonate a weapon of mass destruction in the United States.…
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A nuclear weapon of some dimension, whether it's actually a nuclear weapon, or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.…
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I think Mr. Clarke had a tendency to interfere too much with the activities of the CIA, and our leadership at the…
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Until we respect bin Laden, we are going to die in numbers that are probably unnecessary.
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The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected.
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The U.S. intelligence community is palsied by lawyers. When we were going to capture Osama bin Laden, for example, the lawyers were…
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No one wants to abandon the Israelis. But I think the perception is, and I think it's probably an accurate perception, that…
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