Funny Soccer Quotes
106 quotes by 69 authors
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Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's…
— David Beckham
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different…
— George Best
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He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time.
— Glenn Hoddle
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I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.
— Mark Viduka
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He had an eternity to play that ball... but he took too long over it.
— Martin Tyler
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And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one.
— Elton Welsby
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Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today.
— Steve Lomas
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He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.
— Ronnie Whelan
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I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute…
— Ade Akinbiyi
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I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
— Stuart Pearce
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I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.
— Paul Gascoigne
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I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
— Alan Shearer
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I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.
— Stan Collymore
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I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier.
— Ugo Ehiogu
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Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
— Jonathan Woodgate
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I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.
— Lee Hendrie
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I couldn't settle in Italy-it was like living in a foreign country.
— Ian Rush
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I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
— Barry Venison
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I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
— David Beckham
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