Funny Soccer Quotes

106 quotes by 69 authors

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's… — David Beckham
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best
I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different… — George Best
He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time. — Glenn Hoddle
I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league. — Mark Viduka
He had an eternity to play that ball... but he took too long over it. — Martin Tyler
And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one. — Elton Welsby
Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today. — Steve Lomas
He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa. — Ronnie Whelan
I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute… — Ade Akinbiyi
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce
I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable. — Paul Gascoigne
I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well. — Alan Shearer
I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester. — Stan Collymore
I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier. — Ugo Ehiogu
Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough. — Jonathan Woodgate
I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right. — Lee Hendrie
I couldn't settle in Italy-it was like living in a foreign country. — Ian Rush
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. — Barry Venison
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. — David Beckham

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