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Funny Soccer Quotes by Garth Crooks
- That goal surprised most people, least of all myself
- Football's football, if that weren't the case it wouldn't be the game that it is
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- Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this… — David Beckham
- I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best
- I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places… — George Best
- He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time. — Glenn Hoddle
- I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league. — Mark Viduka
- He had an eternity to play that ball... but he took too long over it. — Martin Tyler
- And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one. — Elton Welsby
- Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today. — Steve Lomas
- He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa. — Ronnie Whelan
- I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in… — Unknown Author
- I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce
- I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable. — Paul Gascoigne