Best Funny Soccer Quotes
106 Funny Soccer quotes by 55 unique authors
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Wembley way is beginning to blacked with people in terms of red and blue
— Alan Jackson
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I don't hold water with that theory
— Ron Greenwood
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I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal's all time great players. A lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do
— Jimmy Greaves
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They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability
— Jimmy Armfield
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And Watford acknowledge the support of the crowd, indeed of the crowd that supported them
— Barry Davies
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At least is was a victory and at least we won
— Bobby Moore
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There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered
— Jimmy Armfield
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It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked
— Barry Davies
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We have been saying this, both pre season and before the season started
— Unknown Author
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The run of the ball is not in our court at the moment
— Phil Neal
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Well Terry, can you tell us where you are in the league, how far are you ahead of the second team?
— Ian St John
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Halifax against Spurs, the original David against Goliath confrontation
— John Helm
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That goal surprised most people, least of all myself
— Garth Crooks
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Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away
— Jimmy Greaves
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This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that
— Bryan Robson
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It was a fair decision, the penalty, even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box
— Bobby Charlton
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Our fans have been branded with the same brush
— Ron Atkinson
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Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net
— Mike England
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At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch
— Don Howe
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Peter Shilton conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen
— Des Lynam
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I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania
— Ron Greenwood
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Well, he had two stabs at the cherry
— Alan Green
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Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air
— Jock Brown
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The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome
— Tony Gubba
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Walsall have given City more than one anxious moment amongst many anxious moments
— Denis Law
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