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The goals made such a difference to the way this game went — John Motson
Well we got nine and you can't score more than that — Bobby Robson
This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really. — Elton John
The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got — Jimmy Greaves
We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin — Ray Wilkins
Football's football, if that weren't the case it wouldn't be the game that it is — Garth Crooks
If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them — Jimmy Armfield
Systems are made by players rather than players making systems — Theo Foley
I don't really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City — Unknown Author
And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done — Bryan Robson
Real possession football, this. And Zico's lost it — John Helm
They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat — Unknown Author
A few question marks are being asked in the Honduran defence — Alan Green
The acoustics seem to get louder — Unknown Author
To me personally, it's nothing personal to me — Ron Greenwood
It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through — Jimmy Hill
He's marked his entrance with an error of some momentum — Barry Davies
And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season — Alan Parry
That shot might not have been as good as it might have been — John Motson
And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathmatical tragedy — Tony Gubba
Again Mariner and Butcher are trying to work the oracle on the near post — Martin Tyler
He hit that one like an arrow — Alan Parry
Football's all about 90 minutes — Glenn Hoddle
Whelan was in the position he was, exactly — Jimmy Armfield
It feel like winning the cup final, if that's what it feels like — Unknown Author

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