Best Funny Soccer Words

106 Funny Soccer quotes by 55 unique authors

The last player to score a hatrick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final — Lawrie McMenemy
The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we came from the same place, play for the same club and were… — Unknown Author
The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup — John Motson
Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was — John Motson
I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland — Mike Ingham
Sometimes in football you have to score goals. — Thierry Henry

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