Best Funny Soccer Sayings

106 Funny Soccer quotes by 55 unique authors

Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashinu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno — Ian Darke
Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury — Jock Brown
We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game — Bobby Robson
Northern Ireland were in white, which was quite appropriate because three inches of snow had to be cleared from the pitch before kick off — John Motson
A win tonight is the minimum City must achieve — Alan Parry
And meade had a hatrick. He scoresd two goals — Unknown Author
In Scotland football hooliganism has been met by banning alcohol from grounds but in England this solution has been circumnavigated — Unknown Author
The boys feet have been up in the clouds since the win — Alan Buckley
Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby — Des Lynam
The dice are stacked against them — Theo Foley
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future — Ron Greenwood
Well clearly Graeme it all went according to plan, what was the plan exactly ? — Elton Welsby
It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose — Des Lynam
I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself — Joe Royle
There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six — Unknown Author
Kicked wide of the goal with such precision — Des Lynam
If you had to name one particular person to blame it would have to be one of the players — Theo Foley
We are really the victims of our own problems — Jimmy Greaves
Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that — Alan Green
Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh — Martin Tyler
That's a question mark everyone's asking — Unknown Author
Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness — Mike England
Well Ibrox is filling up slowly, but rapidly — James Sanderson
We are really quite lucky this yeara because Christmas falls on Christmas Day — Bobby Gould
Ardilies always says "If you're confident you're always totally different to the player that's lacking confidence" — Unknown Author

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