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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any guarantee that anyone… — Chelsea Handler
Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn't make you feel good,… — Amy Poehler
The kindest thing you can do for the people you care about is to become a happy, joyous person — Brian Tracy
I still feel thirty, except when I try to run. — Bob Newhart
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body — George Carlin
If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back. — Regina Brett
I've been to Paris. And it ain't that pretty at all. — Warren Zevon
Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit… — Dave Barry
The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the… — Dave Barry
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. — Lewis Grizzard
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. — Yogi Berra
I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female. — Ray Floyd
I think for it to be hip to be idealistic is weird, you know? I mean, even all the best rebels to me, had some… — Tom Petty
I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. — Jon Stewart
Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come. — Albert Brooks
The best training is to read and write, no matter what. Don't live with a lover or roommate who doesn't respect your work. Don't lie,… — Grace Paley
Every single person has within an ocean of pure vibrant consciousness. Every single human being can experience that - infinite intelligence, infinite creativity, infinite happiness,… — David Lynch
It's always been my philosophy: Turn the page. If something falls through, turn the page. It's over with, get used to it, get on with… — Merv Griffin
I feel what they feel. And people who listen to me know that, and it makes them feel like they're not alone. — Nina Simone
When my master and I were walking in the rain, he would say, 'Do not walk so fast, the rain is everywhere.' — Shunryu Suzuki

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