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Fun Quotes by SangFroid Stalker
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
- How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
- Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
- Why do people say no offense right before theyre about to offend you?
- The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.
- Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
- Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to…
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
- Weve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet,…
- Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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