Fucking Quotes

970 Fucking quotes by 391 unique authors

All I see is Slim, fuck all you fair-weather friends, all I need is him, fucking backstabbers, when the chips were down you just laughed… — Dr. Dre
Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fucking dumb. I have… — Gym Class Heroes
Snatch fishing is the shit, its illegal but its so fucking fun. Heres what it is: its a three prong hook with a weight in… — Gym Class Heroes
Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fucking true. It did happen like three days ago. My ass… — T-Pain
Good music is good music. If a muthafucka dont like it cause it dont have that effect on your voice well.. thats just fucking weird. — T-Pain
Since you're putting on a show you gon get the applause - Clap clap with your frame like a fucking garage. — Lil Kim
Catch me smokin my weed or fucking ya whore, push my whip to the limit, kinda hopin it flip, load my clip to the limit,… — Styles P
They got a character on there named Oscar, they treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right in his face, "Oscar… — Dave Chappelle
Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time!… — Dave Chappelle
Girls that be thick off in they thigh, I wanna kick it in the Ch.i They're gonna be fucking with some Kelly and the Twist' — Twista
Fucking rainbows after it rains. — Insane Clown Posse
Water, fire, air and dirt. Fucking magnets, how do they work? — Insane Clown Posse
I was fucking this slut up in her dirty ass. Threw the rubber out the window as we drove past. — Insane Clown Posse
A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick. — Insane Clown Posse
Fuck the world I swear they fucked my mood up. And the recession the people fucking my food up. — Unknown Author
The heat up under my seat, will make a nigga retreat, I'm a boss, fucking with me I promise you'll never eat, And if you… — Unknown Author
I'm stompin in with my boots on, Rollin to the diner with my half off coupon, Fuck, I been burnin since I was newborn, So… — Chris Webby
My voice, flow, and rhyme schemes are completely different. Anyone who calls me an Asher Roth wannabe has no fucking idea what their talking about.… — Chris Webby
I'm righteous, so who fucking with Webster, Stay bangin' out tracks in the lab like Dexter, I'm clever, ever-y day under pressure, Bow down to… — Chris Webby
Younger bands are into jerking off and we're into fucking. That's all there is to it! — Aerosmith

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