Fucking Quotes

970 Fucking quotes by 391 unique authors

When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I can sit down… — Green Monk
The internet is such a fucking whore. — Green Monk
Sarcasm is my natural defense to fucking retards. — Green Monk
People who leave voicemails are the worst fucking scumbags on earth. — Green Monk
I've cut myself and nobody gave a fuck, Scarred wrists, scarred arms, I'm out of luck, Sleeves rolled, see my scars, I don't give a… — Reanna Fayola
Guys who kiss their girlfriends hands are a fucking gift. — Patience
Yeah I'm single and you've got to be fucking amazing to change that — Bhumika
Serio? I think that's fucking hard hiding everything from yur bf/gf I RATHER STAY LOYAL SO IF YUR A CHEATER YUR REALLY STUPID TO HURT… — Loka13
With tears in my eyes, I begged you to stay You said,hey man, I love you but no fucking way. — Unknown Author
Me: I'm sick Bug: Awww I'm sorry babe I wish I could come and take care of you right now Me: aw! Bug: I would… — Patience
If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport. — Unknown Author
I hope they legalize [marijuana] and when they do I'll be the first fucking person in line to buy my pack of joints. — Megan Fox
You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh."… — Bill Hicks
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.… — Bill Hicks
To tell the truth, I'm only fucking with a few niggas, if that! — J. Cole
The hardest part about the fucking business is minding your own — Drake
I'm busy fucking the world and giving the universe my damn tongue. — Lil Wayne
Under I'm sharper than a fucking hell razor. — Lil Wayne
I'ma pick the world up and I'ma drop it on your fucking head. — Lil Wayne
Nigga, it's fuck you and I'm fucking yours. From the bedroom to the floors... whores. — Lil Wayne

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