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Fuck Quotes by Josh Q
- Pretending to give a fuck burns so many calories, if more people did it, obesity would disappear overnight.
- Don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck. That's freedom. Things get done that way, because you aren't carrying 10 pounds of shit…
- If you still give a fuck, you've had it way too easy in life. Getting hurt keeps you real, makes you realize you don't give…
- Judge me all you want: Nobody rents space in my head. Fuck your thoughts. Keep thinking about me and I might mistake it for flirting.
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- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
- Makeup sex: when I 'make up' some shit like, girl I still love you just so I can fuck. — Nikhil Saluja
- If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja
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