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- Most people don't ever want to use a gun to protect themselves - that's the last thing they want to do -… — Murphy J. Foster, Jr.
- I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don't have any reverence for life, only for… — Ingrid Newkirk
- Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you. — Burgess Meredith
- As her skin sizzled under the delicious heat, she supposed she should’ve been giving serious thought to the lunacy of what she… — Nalini Singh
- There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us. — Jimmy Buffett
- Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants. — Bob Dole
- The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know… — Len Goodman
- Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. — David Letterman