Fruitcake Quotes

18 quotes by 17 authors

Most people don't ever want to use a gun to protect themselves - that's the last thing they want to do - but if you… — Murphy J. Foster, Jr.
I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don't have any reverence for life, only for the entities themselves.… — Ingrid Newkirk
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us. — Jimmy Buffett
Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you. — Burgess Meredith
Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants. — Bob Dole
The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going… — Len Goodman
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. — David Letterman
The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be… — Dave Barry
Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface. — A. Lee Martinez
We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers! — Jimmy Buffett
Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
As her skin sizzled under the delicious heat, she supposed she shouldâ€™ve been giving serious thought to the lunacy of what she was doing playing… — Nalini Singh
Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet. — Jon Ronson
You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake. — Melina Marchetta
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. — Johnny Carson
You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake. — Pete Stark
Declare this smite time, extracting precious gems and wholly hours you share to fruitcake a friend so dear. — Bradley Chicho
Who likes fruitcake? I mean, really, giving you a fruitcake for a present is just another way of saying, I dislike you so much that… — Ritu Ghatourey

Who Wrote These Fruitcake Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 18 Fruitcake Quotes as follows: