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• Most people don't ever want to use a gun to protect themselves - that's the last thing they want to do -… — Murphy J. Foster, Jr.
• I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don't have any reverence for life, only for… — Ingrid Newkirk
• There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us. — Jimmy Buffett
• Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you. — Burgess Meredith
• Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants. — Bob Dole
• The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know… — Len Goodman
• Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. — David Letterman
• The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with… — Dave Barry
• Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface. — A. Lee Martinez
• We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers! — Jimmy Buffett
• Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• As her skin sizzled under the delicious heat, she supposed she should’ve been giving serious thought to the lunacy of what she… — Nalini Singh

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