Fridge Quotes

129 Fridge quotes by 109 unique authors

Checking the fridge every ten minutes to see if food magically appears. — Every Teenage Quotes
Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? :D — ProudLesbian
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?? — Crystal:P
If you have Food in your fridge, Clothes on your body, A roof over your head and A place 2 sleep, You're richer than 75%… — Ritzy
TEENAGERS HATES: Homework Fake friends School Being ignored Empty fridge Being replaced Slow Internet Broken Heart — Aileen Bernadas
My friend said: heh, ive just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded.;P I said: Oh I do that all the… — Unknown Author
Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything good in it. — Bilal Zahoor
I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a beer. — Green Monk
I've often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it's been doing to my poetry when I'm not looking, but I never even considered… — George Murray
Im used to smokin some weed and gettin the munchies but this nigga sold me some shit that had me starin at the fridge for… — Katt Williams
Tape holds things that cannot stick and keep leftovers in the fridge while lessons learned go down the drain. — Matt And Kim
Facebook is like a fridge.. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on and check it every 10 minutes.. ;P… — Unknown Author
I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisure — Kreayshawn
Serving all the fiends over there by the Golden Gate Bridge, I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer. I'm snatching all your bitches at… — Kreayshawn
See them other chicken heads? They don't never leave the coop I'm in the coupe cruising, I got the stolen plates Serving all the fiends… — Kreayshawn
I hate it when I am making my cereal... and when I'm ready to get the milk out of the fridge I find out that… — Unknown Author
I keep an empty bottle of milk in my fridge just in case anyone wants to make a black coffee ;) — Unknown Author
It is easy to get high, it is not easy to get unhigh in front of your children.... you walk in the kitchen they already… — Katt Williams
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed. — Hannah

Who Wrote These Fridge Quotes

109 authors contributed a total of 129 Fridge Quotes, led by these top contributors: