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- ... I stare into the fridge. Like a mirrored image of myself. Cold and empty, and the lights come on only when you open the…
- We had too much camel in the fridge, so I tried some ways to preserve it.
- I looooooooooooooove looooooooooooooooooooooooong romantic walks to the fridge;)
- My friend said: heh, ive just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded.;P I said: Oh I do that all the…
- Facebook is like a fridge.. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on and check it every 10 minutes.. ;P…
- I hate it when I am making my cereal... and when I'm ready to get the milk out of the fridge I find out that…
- I keep an empty bottle of milk in my fridge just in case anyone wants to make a black coffee ;)
- Waking up and getting stoned, rub my eyes and check my phone. Open up the fridge to make some waffles there is no syrup in…
More Fridge Quotes
- A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge — Robert Breault
- No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the… — William S. Burroughs
- I seriously love to cook ... My grandmother was an amazing cook. As a kid I used to help her make handmade… — Bradley Cooper
- Don't die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge. — Rufus Sewell
- I don't subscribe to the 'Doctor Who' magazine and we've only got the normal amount of 'Doctor Who' fridge magnets. — Arabella Weir
- For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend's garden. We often joked… — Nigel Dennis
- Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you've got a bottle… — Hester Browne
- ... I stare into the fridge. Like a mirrored image of myself. Cold and empty, and the lights come on only when… — Unknown Author