Fridge Quotes

129 Fridge quotes by 109 unique authors

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually… — Jarod Kintz
Waking up and getting stoned, rub my eyes and check my phone. Open up the fridge to make some waffles there is no syrup in… — Unknown Author
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you`re coming to my room. — Itsme867
It's Funny But 90 Percent Of People At Some Point In Their Life Have Tried To Close The Fridge Slowly To See When The Light… — Pacifiersucker
That awkward moment when you open the fridge about 20 times and still can't find no food in it. — Someone
Nigga I be goin H.A.M. till the pig gone. All this ice around my neck, I got a fridge on! — Meek Mill
Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook. — Hussein Nishah
Fuck drugs,I'm addicted to you. Fuck money, you're worth more. Fuck the fridge, you're cooler. Fuck diamonds, you're more beautiful. Fuck the sun, you're hotter.… — Amanda
Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes. — Bubbly
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there. — Bubbly
Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off. — Thegr81
During my fridge raid way past midnight, I slowly conclude that I've ruined my days worth of healthy eating and exercise. I'm shit at following… — Jabeen Waheed
I engoy romantic walks to the fridge — Unknow
No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet. — Amit Verma
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a… — Ash Sweeney
If you have Food in your fridge, Clothes on your body A roof over your head and A place 2 sleep U r richer than… — Ritu Ghatourey
Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs. Best friend: calls your parents by their first names. Friend: has never seen you cry Best friend:… — Isabella
Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway... — Kevin McCarty
I sent my son, who normally speaks very good English, to check if there was bread in the fridge. He came back saying, there is… — CHILL SAUCE KTN
Fridge is a perfect example of 'What matters is what's inside' — Green Monk

Who Wrote These Fridge Quotes

109 authors contributed a total of 129 Fridge Quotes, led by these top contributors: