"Why is there an eject button on the……" — Ash Sweeney

"Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge"

— Ash Sweeney

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400 Quotes by Ash Sweeney

Ash Sweeney has 400 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I wished I lived in the day's of around the 50's, when everyone had class, the men would walk round…
What doesn't kill you.........eventually kills you.
Just take a risk. Go for it. I think if you crash and burn trying, its still going to be…
The greatest joy of life is to accomplish. It is the getting, not the having. It is the giving, not…
When I ask myself, 'Who are the happiest people on the planet?' my answer is, 'Those who can't wait to…
People keep e-mailing me to ask, 'What is the meaning of life?' And they want me to e-mail them back…
Lying is not only saying what isn't true, It is also, in fact especially, saying more thsn is true, and,…
As a rule, the man who first thinks of a new idea is so much ahead of his time that…
They call us romantics, weak, stupid, sentimental idealists, perhaps because we have some faith in the good which exists even…
I think in many respects religion is a dream - a beautiful dream often a nightmare. But it's a dream…
If you Cannot be gold, be silver.
A hero is someone who does what he can.

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More Button Quotes

This quote is filed under Button Quotes, one of 438 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I have been known to buy e-versions of my books because I was in a hotel room and I needed… — Margaret Atwood
A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Basically no, I mean I think that it's very easy to like I say, smoke a joint or even to… — Lester Bangs
It's much easier to wear a Chairman Mao button and shake your fists in the air and all that, then… — Lester Bangs
Gun control means being able to hit your target. If I have a 'hot button' issue, this is definitely it.… — Michael Badnarik
There's a button that goes On and I'm On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there… — Gisele Bundchen
You can actually have a pitch button, you know, to get people on pitch. — Helena Bonham Carter
When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you… — Marina Abramovic
The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of… — Unknown Author
I get as much fun as the next man from whaling the ball as hard as I can and catching… — Bobby Jones
It will do us little good to wire the world if we short circut our souls. There is no delete… — Tom Brokaw
Put the 'off' button on. — George W. Bush

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