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Patton Oswalt has 72 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes.
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
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My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own -…
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external…
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I…
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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human…
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It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird…
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Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
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Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what I was…
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Popular Friday Saturday quotes from across the collection:
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With Halloween on a Monday this year, that gives people a chance to have parties on Friday, Saturday or Sunday.
— Suzanne Smith
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Never retire! Do what you do and keep doing it. But don't do it on Friday. Take Friday off. Friday, Saturday, and…
— Mel Brooks
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I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that…
— Joyce Meyer
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If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on…
— Patton Oswalt
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Once upon a time there was a woman who was just like all women. And she married a man who was just…
— Elizabeth Smart
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday Friday, Saturday Saturday to Sunday.
— Black Eyed Peas
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Monday Tuesday on the conway Wednesday Thursday on the conway. Friday Saturday on the conway 34th and broadway 34th and broadway whoa-ho!
— Reel 2 Real
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Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. Ain't it a shame. Ain't it a shame to go fishin on…
— Lead Belly
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Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
— Lead Belly
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Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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