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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and…
— Corey Ford
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Because there are no fours.
— Unknown Author
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We declare openly that the Arabs have no right to settle on even one centimeter of Eretz Israel.... Force is all they…
— Rafael Eitan
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And so it continued all day, wynde after wynde, From a room beyond came the whistle of a teakettle. Now, you really…
— Martha Grimes
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I began to realize that some of the things Ornette Coleman had said about things being played three or fours ways, independently…
— Miles Davis
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Four things are destroyed by the other fours: kindness by ingratitude, strength (of government) by crime, power by power and human love…
— Khwaja Abdullah Ansari
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I know that I have had friends who would never have vexed or betrayed me, if they had walked on all fours.
— Horace Walpole
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Nearly everything in life goes in threes and fours.
— Ninette de Valois
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From the three, you then use one to make eight ones. You add those ones to the three, and you get one-three…
— Tom Lehrer
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Freedom is dangerous. Possibly crawling on all fours might be safer than standing upright, but we like the view better up there.
— Isabel Paterson
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