Forks Quotes

207 Forks quotes by 176 unique authors

The regenerated do not go to war, nor engage in strife. They are children of peace who have beat their swords into plowshares and their… — Menno Simons
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast… — Jenny Eclair
I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there. — Mark Haddon
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. — Mitch Hedberg
The river of time may fork into rivers, in which case you have a parallel reality and so then you can become a time traveler… — Michio Kaku
Dolly Parton made me chicken and dumplings. That Tennessee woman can burn some pots! And we know that I am not necessarily shy to a… — Queen Latifah
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork? — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
For me, in songwriting, I have a route I can take. Maybe there's some forks, I can go this way, this way. But I know… — Dave Matthews
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. — John Mayer
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. — John Mayer
Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use. — Emily Post
Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor. — Emily Post
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. — Paul Prudhomme
There is a lot of talk now about metal detectors and gun control. Both are good things. But they are no more a solution than… — Anna Quindlen
The shorter the chain between raw food and fork, the fresher it is and the more transparent the system is. — Joel Salatin
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. — Sam Snead
One way to find food for thought is to use the fork in the road, the bifurcation that marks the place of emergence in which… — William Irwin Thompson
His heart beat faster and faster as Daisy’s white face came up to his own. He knew that when he kissed this girl, and forever… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Jealousy always has been my cross, the weakness and woundedness in me that has most often caused me to feel ugly and unlovable, like the… — Anne Lamott
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork. — Oscar Wilde
A man must know his destiny… if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the… — George S. Patton
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? — George Carlin
He'd felt like a jack-o-lantern for the past few days, as if his guts had been yanked out with a fork and dumped in a… — Cassandra Clare
So he waited, listening for a moment longer to the tuning-fork that had been struck upon a star. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his… — David Sedaris

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