"If a lot of people gripped a knife……" — Sam Snead
"If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death."
More Club Quotes
- Being at a club that supported me meant a lot. — David Beckham
- If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point… — Lewis Black
- I can't just make a song people can dance in a club to... it still has to be real. — Mary J. Blige
- Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until… — Erma Bombeck
- I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club. — Elayne Boosler
- You get weird, funny requests on Twitter. With our fan club, I was seeing a lot of fans were having… — Luke Bryan
- In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my… — Carol Burnett
- I'd rather hang out with five people that I love than with 400 strangers at a club who are all… — Sophia Bush
- The worst gig story I have is from a club in Alabama that I think is still up and running,… — Jason Aldean
- I had hoped that the board would accept Johnny Hon's offer of a loan to buy the stadium back for… — Anne Campbell
- I didn't want really to be involved in a normal soccer club. — Eric Cantona
- I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd… — Drew Carey