Forks Quotes

207 Forks quotes by 176 unique authors

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! / Blunt the knives and bend the forks! / That's what Bilbo Baggins hates. — J.R.R. Tolkien
I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed… — Thom Yorke
So deeply is the gardener's instinct implanted in my soul, I really love the tools with which I work; the iron fork, the spade, the… — Celia Thaxter
Violence begins with the fork. — Mahatma Gandhi
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children… — Erma Bombeck
Y. That perfect letter. The wishbone, fork in the road, empty wineglass. The question we ask over and over. — Marjorie Celona
Life's journey is not traveled on a freeway devoid of obstacles, pitfalls, and snares. Rather, it is a pathway marked by forks and turnings. Decisions… — Thomas S. Monson
Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork. — Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a tuning fork, tense and twanging all the time.... — Edna O'Brien
You’re walking down life’s road, society’s foot is on your throat, every which way you turn you can’t get from under that foot. And you… — Odetta
"We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable" in a draft of the Declaration of Independence changes it instead into an assertion of rationality.… — Benjamin Franklin
A dozen times a day we come to a fork in the road and must decide which way we will go. It is important to… — Spencer W. Kimball
The First Book: Go ahead, it won't bite. Well... maybe a little. More a nip, like. A tingle. It's pleasurable, really. You see, it keeps… — Rita Dove
I travel 330 days a year and eat every two and a half hours - I'm a big guy. I always carry a fork, little… — Robert Irvine
Everything revolves around the fork. — Howard Lyman
A thousand years ago the Chinese had an entirely codified kitchen while the French were still gnawing on bones. Chopsticks have been around since the… — Ruth Reichl
A language possesses utility only insofar as it can construct conventional boundaries. A language of no boundaries is no language at all, and thus the… — Ken Wilber
All I care is what the boys at the forks of the creek think of me. — Huey Long
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong… — Rachel Blanchard
Forks and spoons have probably done more to reconcile people who cannot agree than guns and bombs ever did — Theodore Zeldin
Driving down the wrong road and knowing it, The fork years behind, how many have thought To pull up on the shoulder and leave the… — Damon Knight
The Italians were eating with forks when the French were still eating each other. — Mario Batali
Spirit is not a mystic concept. The spirit of a person is manifest in her aliveness, brightness of his eyes, in the resonance of her… — Alexander Lowen
You can stick a fork in Barack Obama. Politically, he's done. The main way we can screw this up is if we choose the wrong… — Tim Pawlenty
In the end we are all separate: our stories, no matter how similar, come to a fork and diverge. We are drawn to each other… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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