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• I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain…
• Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
• I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,
• First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the…
• If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by…
• that if you don't read nobody does
• I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!
• hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!
• So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the…
• hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot
• I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was,…
• Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the…

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