Fish Quotes

1421 Fish quotes by 998 unique authors

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy! — Stephen Colbert
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish… — Jim Gaffigan
Britain is no longer totally a white place where people ride horses, wear long frocks, and drink tea. The national dish is no longer fish… — Unknown Author
There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and… — David Foster
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod? — Colin Mochrie
I’m a country boy, so I really appreciate the country. I love fishing, so I fish between takes on set. During lunch, I go for… — Travis Fimmel
Something I like to do a lot is just sit by water when there’s a current and just stare into the water. I don’t fish,… — Iggy Pop
I was 3-years-old - to this day it is a vivid memory. My family and I were on a boat, catching fish. As one fish… — Joaquin Phoenix
I am probably in the sky, flying with the fish, or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons. See, my world is different... — Lil Wayne
It was the hardest year of my life. It was humbling. I was a fish out of water. — Warren Sapp
If our shallow, self-critical culture sometimes seems to lack a sense of the numinous or spiritual it's only in the same way a fish lacks… — Grant Morrison
The fish is the star of the plate. — Eric Ripert
Fish oil is a great protein for your hair. — Molly Sims
I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity… — Mitch Hedberg
Economic theorists, like French chefs in regard to food, have developed stylized models whose ingredients are limited by some unwritten rules. Just as traditional French… — George Akerlof
Fishing, Danny boy, is purely a state of mind. Some men, when they are fishing, are after fish. Me, I'm after things you could never… — William Kent Krueger
I thought English is a strange language. Now I think French is even more strange. In France, their fish is poisson, their bread is pain,… — Xiaolu Guo
The teeth on [the viperfish] are so long that if they closed inside the mouth of the fish, it would actually impale its own brain. — Edith Widder
I felt like Eartha Kitt. I'm serving fish, honey, and this ain't trout. — Jujubee
You need a good support system when you're trying to make positive lifestyle changes. If everyone is eating burgers and fries while you're having fish… — Bob Harper
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink. — Bobby Heenan
On a boat cruising down east, sardines are scooped out of the holding seine at Eastport at dawn. 'Sardines' may be any of several species… — Luis Marden
To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof… — W.C. Fields
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see… — Richard Griffiths
Literary critics, like a herd of cows or a school of fish, always face in the same direction, obeying that love for unity that every… — Edward Abbey

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