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• The more we pour the big machines, the fuel, the pesticides, the herbicides, the fertilizer and chemicals into farming, the more we… — David R. Brower
• Failure is good. It's fertilizer. Everything I've learned about coaching I've learned from making mistakes. — Rick Pitino
• A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. — Denis Waitley
• When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not… — Nhat Hanh
• The master's eye is the best fertilizer. — Pliny the Elder
• Weeds don't need planting in well-drained soil; they don't ask for fertilizer or bits of rag to scare away the birds. They… — Unknown Author
• Some of the environmental lobbyists of the Western nations are the salt of the earth, but many of them are elitists. They've… — Norman Borlaug
• I wish we could do something useful with tobacco - like making fertilizer out of it. — Paul Dudley White
• Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
• I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow — Kylie Bax
• When tending a vast and beautiful garden, you have to plant many seeds, never knowing ahead of time which ones will germinate,… — Kevin J. Anderson
• Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant… — Bill Maher

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