Fats Quotes

1014 Fats quotes by 747 unique authors

When your story is ready for rewrite, cut it to the bone. Get rid of every ounce of excess fat. This is going to hurt;… — Stephen King
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. — Dave Barry
I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that. — Kelly Osbourne
See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. — Mickey Lolich
This is one of those big, fat paperbacks, intended to while away a monsoon or two, which, if thrown with a good overarm action, will… — Nancy Banks-Smith
I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat. — Rod Beck
Forests and trees make significant direct contributions to the nutrition of poor households ... [as] rural communities in Central Africa obtained a critical portion of… — Frances Ford Seymour
Hey, we're like soldiers. Would you go to the Roman army and ask them if they thought they were going to win the battle? If… — Ken Simonton
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that… — Dave Barry
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat)… — Calvin Trillin
Cats sleep fat and walk thin. — Unknown Author
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin. — Fred Schwab
If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him. — William Shakespeare
In Hollywood, I'm obese. I'm considered a fat actress. I eat like a caveman. I'll be the only actress who doesn't have anorexia rumours! I'm… — Jennifer Lawrence
It is a fair question whether the results of these things have induced among us in a large class of well-to-do people, with little muscular… — Wilbur Olin Atwater
The next time you look into the mirror, try to let go of the storyline that says you're too fat or too sallow, too ashy… — Oprah Winfrey
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. — Marlon Brando
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat". — Richard Simmons
We have no butter... but I ask you, would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat. — Hermann Goring
I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged. — Steven Morrissey
Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic! — Seth Rogen
Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure — Paul McKenna
We [need to] stop treating each other like that, stop calling each other fat and stop with these unrealistic expectations for women. It's disappointing that… — Jennifer Lawrence
He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see. — Eamon Dunphy
The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat. — Robert A. Heinlein

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