Fats Quotes

1014 Fats quotes by 747 unique authors

Fat is where comedy is stored, — Craig Ferguson
Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them. — Bob Hoskins
I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men. — Bob Hoskins
The great hope is that people who wouldn't normally make films will be making them. Suddenly, one day some little fat girl in Ohio is… — Francis Ford Coppola
Every day of my life, I feel fat. It's not correct thinking in the natural, normal human being's way of life. — Angie Everhart
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. — Jackie Gleason
I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked. — Pamela Anderson
Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out. — Robbie Williams
I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you… — Kelly Osbourne
I waited, and I’m sure Elvis did too, for each Ricky Nelson record like we would a Chuck Berry record or a Fats Domino record,… — Roy Orbison
I still find it tough to be around girls because I always say the wrong thing. If a friend asks me if I look fat… — Kelly Osbourne
When I was younger, I definitely did face anti-ginger prejudice. As a child, all teasing hurts, whether it's because you're fat or a different race… — Lily Cole
I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good I'm almost happy it ended the way it did because I've learned so… — Unknown Author
Use what you have in your gym. Try to do my training program, you will lose your fat and gain muscles at the same time. — Serge Nubret
A lot of people seem to think I started this business. But rock 'n' roll was here a long time before I came along. Nobody… — Elvis Presley
I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there — Connie Chung
Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day. — John Bishop
In Hollywood if you're good looking, tall, have OK teeth and nice skin, the odds of being successful are great. If you're short and fat,… — John Corbett
When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died. — Luther Vandross
Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless — Carnie Wilson
As I was growing up, it was made clear that the fat me wasn't welcome, that a thin person was expected and awaited, and impatiently… — Arabella Weir
I have a chef who makes sure that I'm getting the right amounts of carbs, proteins and fats throughout the day to keep me at… — Barry Bonds
All is fair in war, and starvation is one of the weapons of war. I don't see why we should feed our enemies fat in… — Obafemi Awolowo
Our children will be born of our actions. Our accidents will become their destinies. Oh, the actions will remain. It is a simple matter of… — Zadie Smith
I watched him [a 'fat Russian agent'] with some interest, for it was the first time that I had seen a person whose profession was… — George Orwell

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