Farts Quotes

56 quotes by 45 authors

I think the stomach is the most intelligent part of the body,Its smart enough to send the burps to the mouth and farts to the… — Green Monk
You dont want to mess with the ROCK and SOCK connection. Who are you two popcorn farts? — The Rock
(hums) you see something you like? (chuckles) you better keep looking at the man in the mirror... bro I know I got a bangin' body.… — Unknown Author
The awkward moment when someone next to you farts! — Emily
Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it... — Olivia Munn
Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word in a sentence.… — Sharlene05
THE LOWEST FARTS B MORE STANKER THEN THE LOUD FARTS...THEN THINKING IT'S GONNA BE LOW THEN IT COMES OUT LOUD... — Renneec
If one eats beans, he farts to kill — Unknown Author
Kids are like farts. You dont mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable. — Emalie Newhall
Relationships are like farts... If you push too hard things will get messy. — Trent Thomas
Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?! — Shane Dawson
If God Was A Woman.... Farts would smell like roses — Nikhil Saluja
Farts are backstories — Nikhil Saluja
My friends call me DiCaprio because my farts sound like that sound in the Inception trailer. — Nikhil Saluja
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, fun And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice cream And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Farts Quotes

45 authors contributed a total of 56 Farts Quotes, led by these top contributors: