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Frank McCourt has 57 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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The sky is the limit. You never have the same experience twice.
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If you were mean to your parents, they'd give you a good belt in the gob and send you flying across the…
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Love her as in childhood Through feeble, old and grey. For you’ll never miss a mother’s love Till she’s buried beneath the…
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There’s no use saying anything in the schoolyard because there’s always someone with an answer and there’s nothing you can do but…
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I say, Billy, what’s the use in playing croquet when you’re doomed? He says, Frankie, what’s the use of not playing croquet…
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It’s lovely to know that the world can’t interfere with the inside of your head.
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He says, you have to study and learn so that you can make up your own mind about history and everything else…
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It's not enough to be American. You always have to be something else, Irish-American, German-American, and you'd wonder how they'd get along…
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People everywhere brag and whimper about the woes of their early years, but nothing can compare with the Irish version: the poverty;…
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I can't go back. The past won't go away in this family...
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Andy says, I don't understand how they can give loans to people who want to spend two weeks lying on the sand…
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I told her tea bags were just a convenience for people with busy lives and she said no one is so busy…
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[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
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What is like a smelly fart, that, although invisible is obvious? One's own faults, that are precisely As obvious as the effort…
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The devaluation of music and what it's now deemed to be worth is laughable to me. My single costs 99 cents. That's…
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at…
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Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger…
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If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like…
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening…
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