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Facebook Quotes by Homer Simpson
- Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
- Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
More Facebook Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to… — Dave Attell
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog, and that's… — Iain Banks
- I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling… — Roseanne Barr
- Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell… — Lewis Black
- Facebook are an amazing team, a brilliant team. It's a technology that brings people together. — Bono
- When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? — Christina Aguilera
- All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting in cafes… — Tony Abbott