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Expensive Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Health care is too expensive, so the Clinton administration is putting a high-powered coporate lawyer - Hillary - in charge of making it cheaper. (This…
- A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either nude, or wearing something as expensive as getting…
- When I became a man, I put away childish things and got more elaborate and expensive childish things from France and Japan.
- Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
- The sky was so clear that the starlight cast shadows, and so many sparkles and glitters and glints appeared above us that it looked like…
- If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.
- Guns are always the best method for a private suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so…
- Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
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- When anyone rejects you don't feel bad. People usually rejects expensive things as they can't afford them. — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? — Unknown Author
- If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. — Red Adair
- I don't like expensive things... I just can't help looking in a magazine for the splurge and the save. — Tyra Banks
- The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30… — Josh Brolin
- There is little difference between the Zulu warrior who smeared bis body with lion's fat and the modern woman who dabs hers… — Tom Robbins
- Every generation has its war. I have just been reminded of mine. It ended in 1989, 43 years after it began, the… — Simon Jenkins