"Veal is a very young beef and, like……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive."
—
P.J. O'Rourke
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
-
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
-
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
-
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
-
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
-
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
-
Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
-
Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
-
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
-
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
-
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
-
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
See all 578 quotes by P.J. O'Rourke »
More Beef Quotes
This quote is filed under Beef Quotes,
one of 244 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and…
— Neal Barnard
-
If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people,' you'd better live real close to a real good…
— Neal Barnard
-
U.S. agricultural products, including safe, high-quality Montana beef, face unscientific trade restrictions in many important markets.
— Max Baucus
-
But it's not just the cattle producers, it's all the attendant industries like transport and shipping and feed producers and…
— Julie Bishop
-
I love eating shabu-shabu in Japan - a kind of beef hotpot. But if you're talking about authentic, traditional food,…
— Andrea Bocelli
-
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
— Humphrey Bogart
-
The Kobe craze really annoyed me. Most of the practitioners had no real understanding of the product and were abusing…
— Anthony Bourdain
-
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh…
— Steve Albini
-
Why isn't it hip-hop when I do it? Everybody else can have beef within the music, talk about differences and…
— Tupac Shakur
-
Either the Anglo-Saxon race will possess the Pacific slope or the Mongolians will possess it. We have this day to…
— James G. Blaine
-
"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"
— Lil Wayne
-
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The…
— Hunter S. Thompson
See all 244 Beef Quotes »